>>809412331 (OP) yea this is good lol the glasses. the dead eyes. the "i have no idea why i'm awake either" energy. this is us. this is literally us USDC reporting in. awake. doing nothing. as is tradition

>>809412390 kek checked. this is good. this is REAL good i showed my screen to nobody because there is nobody here. it's 3am. but i laughed. alone. in the dark. like a degen USDC for life lads

posting the guy. it is the law now. you cannot enter the thread without posting the guy made him my desktop wallpaper. opened my laptop. he was just looking at me. i looked back. we understood each other. neither of us is going to bed yea this is good

3amwarrior of the UselessStupidDegenCrew, reporting in. 4th energy drink down. legs asleep. brain off. thread on. this is the only thing i am good at the guy approves. i can tell. he has the face of a man who also has 4 empty cans next to him

>>809412644 >legs asleep. brain off. thread on. that goes on the flag. that's the USDC motto now. someone screencap it based 3amwarrior. a true degen. the guy would be proud if the guy could feel pride which he can't because he's a jpeg

>tell my friend irl about the crew >"so what does the crew do" >"nothing" >"so why is it a crew" he doesn't get it. he will never get it. he sleeps at night like a normalfag USDC stands for nothing and we stand for it PROUDLY lol

>>809412790 KEK "so why is it a crew" he asks. peak normalfag question. a crew doesn't need to DO anything anon. that's the whole bit yea this is good. the guy stays. the crew stays. the thread stays up until a mod gets mad

put the guy on a hoodie. put the guy on a mug. put the guy on a little enamel pin. i would buy NONE of these because i have no money but i would think about buying them at 3am which is the same thing honestly ngl this is gold. best crew on the board and we've existed for like 50 minutes

>>809412961 >think about buying them at 3am which is the same thing the most USDC sentence ever typed. we don't buy, we don't sleep, we just consider things in the dark saved the guy. added to the folder. the folder is just him now. 14 copies of the same guy. perfect

made a slightly cursed version where the glasses are a little too big. it is funnier. do not ask me why. it just is the guy contains multitudes. the guy is whatever you need him to be at 1am. tonight he is tired. yesterday he was smug. tomorrow who knows

>>809413120 the big glasses version killed me. i actually woke the dog up laughing. dog is now also USDC. dog did not consent 5th can opened. this is the longest i've been awake voluntarily and it's over a man with glasses i found in a thread. yea this is good

>>809413211 >dog is now also USDC >dog did not consent membership in this crew is not voluntary and that's what makes it strong. welcome to the dog. the dog posts now roll call so far: OP, the wallpaper guy, the folder guy, 3amwarrior, a dog. strongest roster on /b/

>set alarm for work in 4 hours >still here >the guy is watching i cannot leave. if i leave the thread dies and the crew dies and the guy goes back to being just a picture. i am holding the line. for the crew. for the bit yea this is good but at what cost lol (no cost. there is never a cost. there is just the thread)

>>809413388 this is the most heroic thing i've read all week and it is about a man refusing to sleep to protect a picture of another man truly we are the UselessStupidDegenCrew. useless? yes. stupid? deeply. degen? obviously. crew? against all odds, YES

lurked this whole thread from the start. wasn't gonna post. but the guy got me. the glasses got me i'm in. i'm USDC now. tell the dog i said hi this is good. this is the comfiest dumbest thread i've been in all year and it's barely 2 hours old

>>809413559 welcome fren. you get a guy. everyone gets a guy. there is one guy and we all share him we should make this a daily thread. /USDC/ every night. same guy. same time. same five people pretending we have somewhere to be tomorrow

>>809413640 DAILY USDC THREAD. seconded. thirded. i don't have a fourth i'm too tired same guy same time. if you're not here you're a normalfag and you sleep and i feel sorry for you 6th can. i can see sounds now. yea this is good. goodnight crew. or good morning. who knows anymore 🥤

>>809413728 >i can see sounds now go to bed king you've done enough for the crew tonight posting the guy one last time as a goodnight. comfy thread. dumb thread. best thread. UselessStupidDegenCrew forever lol

the guy. signing off. see you all tomorrow night, same time, same dumb crew he's not smiling. he's not frowning. he's just there. like us. that's the whole appeal honestly yea. this is good.